This meme* did the rounds a few weeks ago... but I've only just got round to trying it for myself.
According to the good people at Google, I ...
... need more sleep.
... need new upholstery for the couch.
... need her help, and Lissa would only feel guilty if Maeve came home.
... need that info for the MLA.
... need Handknitter's Handbook
... need Brian's personal details for insurance, btw, do you have his chassis number & suchlike?
*For those not in the know - the point is to find out what you need by plugging "yourname needs" into Google and seeing what comes up.